What could be better than starting your day by jumping out of bed to snack on cereal in front of today’s cartoons in your pajamas? Not much, I assure you. Except maybe earning 5 million euros while we sleep and seeing the Mayans come back to life to tell us what they think of our civilization. But in the meantime, we can just enjoy our cornflakes at the Nesquik quietly.
1. Afterwards, isn’t this the best way to have breakfast?
2. Bon appetit
3. Just, how do those who stretch in the morning??
5. It’s dreamy
6. And that’s not dreaming at all
7. Or the last stage of laziness
8. Best day of the year
9. They look smart for kids
10. Everyone has their own nutrients after all
11. Popular opinion: breadcrumbs in bed make your feet scratchy
12. Yum, Reblochon soaked in coffee
13. Stop it right now
14. She said the terms
15. She’s not wrong, sugar is bad before eating
16. It’s worth getting up at 7 a.m.
17. No desire to enjoy their existence in these people
18. Even without breakfast, I still always arrive late
19. As long as it’s not an onion
21. Bowl of milk before going to bed, what a life
22. Siri, help
23. They deserve
24. Hot chocolate >>> everything
25. Or Valérie Pécresse who shouts “DEBOUUUT”
26. My life is completely in question
27. If only I could have made a literary commentary on this text in high school
28. It’s Priceless
29. And we’re not going to do anything at all