It’s the holidays and who says holidays indeed says holidays, but also tourists. If you live anywhere other than Paris, you will surely meet the delicious inhabitants of this charming town during your holidays, wherever you go. Because they are everywhere, yes yes. I warn you, there are different types of Parisians, but you can usually appease them all by shouting “Fuck Annie Goofy”. You can also throw leftover brunch at them, otherwise they might attack you with shoves and mean looks. You have been warned.