Hey buddies, it’s time for the Monday top tweets you’ve all been waiting for with hard-to-repress impatience. If you’re not lounging on the beach or yelling at your kids to put on sunscreen, you probably have 5 minutes to read the best tweets from the past week in order to laugh out loud. Beautiful day, beautiful week and good life to all!
1. The people of Lyon, you didn’t invent hot water
2. As if in doubt
3. Really poisonous these Taurus
4. The great classic
5. We knew it would end like this
6. The Marseille accent in writing is nothing funnier
7. Want to gouge out my annoying eyes now…
8. “When I pack too many clothes for a very short trip”
*Untranslatable pun* Eleven pants = Eleven is panting/out of breath // Eleven pants
9. We’re going to spin bolas at Place Sainte-Anne in Rennes
10. Both hilarious and unfunny, it’s crazy
12. The 95-Ball Racket All These Years
13. I hope everything ended well
14. Bowser in Lego costs more than a Nintendo Switch
15. The girl lives in a sitcom
16. A little respect
17. We should all take example
18. Social security AND cheap coke, we’re still lucky
19. Please stop trying so hard it’s embarrassing for everyone
20. FIVE pennies? We will put this well-deserved fortune on the booklet A
21. It hasn’t worked out so well so far
22. They’re right, don’t rust from the inside
23. Want to wash my rims there?
24. Girls don’t necessarily want a guy with abs, they want a guy who sends them pictures of two cute cats saying “we”
25. People who refuse to download TikTok really think they have a mature doctorate
26. Enormous atmosphere for the whole life
27. Definitely Depressed
28. Why did you stick it??
Well it’s over, what more do you want now? Must go!