Hi little friends, it’s time for the top twittos! Today is the turn of @DrakeGatsby to offer us good slices of laughter and it must be said that his tweets are really funny. If you don’t find it funny, go watch compilations of “Just for Laughs” on Youtube, what else do you want me to tell you…
1. I thought I was getting sick but it’s just that I haven’t eaten a single vegetable for 9 days
2. Google Maps: Arrival at destination
Me: Oh I took a wrong turn
Google Maps: Drive 5km and turn right
Me: Can’t I just turn around?
Google Maps: Drive 15km, turn left twice and right once
Me: Seems a bit overkill
Google Maps: Stop to the side and think about what you’ve done
3. All cooking recipes should start with “wash the dirty dishes lying around in the sink because you’re going to need them”
4. Imagine grabbing a condom off the nightstand using this
5. “No one wants to work these days” Personally, I’ve never wanted to work
6. I’ll show this to a baby and watch him have an existential crisis.
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