Top 14 Things That Have Been Normalized By Porn, And Shouldn’t Have Been

Porn is something that we were ashamed to watch a few decades ago and which has now become totally accepted. None of this would be a big deal if porn hadn’t made things normal that aren’t. No, no, I assure you that people in real life don’t have to have sex like that. They can, but they don’t have to.

1. Screaming like camels when you have a vagina

The simulation is very practical to make believe that we are having a great time in bed. But wouldn’t it be even more convenient to pass Actually having a great time in bed (or on any piece of furniture for that matter)?

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2. And of course the fact that we don’t care about the female orgasm

Largely absent from the AD porn, it goes without saying that we have more often the opportunity to see guys who enjoy than girls. Is it any wonder then that only 18% of women manage to have an orgasm during penetrative sex? NOPE.

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3. Absence of sweat in intercourse

The sweat in porn is very well staged, it looks like an oily film that pays homage to curves, but in real life you don’t sweat like that. Watch out for drops of sweat in the eyes, it can hurt.

4. The shame of doing a simple missionary: non-existent position in porn

We don’t thank porn for forcing us to do 17 positions per sexual relationship when we would be satisfied with a good family missionary.

5. Delirium around gasp: fibroscopy effect assured

Marina Rollman talks about it very well in her latest show (go fucking see it, life is too short not to see Marina Rollman’s shows). Basically the gasp, a very common practice in porn, consists of penetrating the mouth of his (or “his”, but more often “his” anyway) partner with his penis. You will say to me “yes well what is a fella oklm what”, to which I would answer you “hey no children, it is not a fella oklm since the gasp consists in pushing deep enough in the throat so that its partner is on the verge of puking! go finish your snack now” (I will be a very bad birthday entertainer). Kind of deep throat if you will but which is not pleasant for the person who lends his mouth to this kind of activity.

6. Having quick and rough sex, leave that duffel alone

OK, there are plenty of ways to have sex. But porn has the annoying tendency to only show a way of ken and generally it does without tenderness, sweetness and kindness. Don’t forget that you don’t have to give big spankings and hold your partner’s hair like a jackal to give intensity to this fun moment at the base.

7. The 17 meter long penises

LOL. No.

8. Sodomy at any time of the day and night

Once again we don’t say that sodomy is not good (I called my two children Omi and Sod without doing it on purpose so you see I’m not judging). But it takes a little preparation, a little patience and a lot of confidence. The greenhorns who arrive in their sexual life fed on porn and who think that we sodomize anyone at any time, it’s not.

9. This irrepressible desire to sleep with her twin sister

At the risk of disappointing you, even if we have a very pretty twin sister, we have no reason to want to start having sex with her at some point simply because it would be incest and after that a dirty atmosphere at the family meal. More generally, women are not systematically bisexual or lesbian and thirsty for ass. This is certainly the most common cliché about women in porn.

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10. Fuck for 2 hours

Hello hell. Do you want to make fire with your genitals or what?

11. Thinking bukkake is ok

As a reminder, bukkake, which nicely means “splatter” in Japanese, is a collective sexual practice (the more the merrier) consisting of several men ejaculating on the face of a single woman. A practice that is based rather on humiliation. In itself if everyone agrees, no problem but at no time can we imagine that this practice is a normiche and nice thing (kif kif with the double pene or triple penne or penne with olive oil ). On this subject, I can only recommend reading Robin d’Angelo’s investigation. Judy, Lola, Sofia et moi.

12. Add the word “porn” after lots of words to say it’s cool

Food porn, cat porn, landscape porn, toaster porn… The adjective “porn” has turned into a super cool thing used by fans of this or that field. However, don’t forget that porn doesn’t have much to do with “food porn”, unless you put a zucchini in the base, but I would tend to tell you that it’s a bit food waste.

13. Les teuchs shaved to perfection

Bah great because of porn we find ourselves having to be hairless in all imberbity. WHILE WE DON’T CARE ABOUT WEARING THE DAMN SIF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? I’m sorry, I’m getting carried away, but I was recently attacked by a gang of beauticians, it traumatized me.

14. Lack of Consent

And that’s also a bit of a problem in the image that porn reflects, but also in porn itself, which is not lacking in testimonies of sexual abuse suffered by the actors in certain dubious productions. But remember, consent is a cool thing. And even more than a nice thing, it’s a mandatory thing.

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