There are plenty of good reasons never to send your child to a camp, and the first is that he risks falling with animators all worse than each other, like those who will follow. Well, in truth, many animators are little gems doing their job like a pro (better for your toddlers actually), but there are different types. So these are the many species of animals that your kids will be able to meet at summer camp. Pure pleasure based on dahu hunting and kite flying in garbage bags.
1. The one who knows 36,000 games
This guy doesn’t play chicken-fox-viper or bowl. No, no, there are incredible games coming out that no one has ever heard of before and that every kid loves. Yes, I am very very jealous of this person, leave some for the others in fact.
2. The one who groans all the time
She groans because the kids make too much noise in the canteen, she groans because there’s a sock lying around in her assigned room, she groans because it’s raining and it changes her plans, she groans because she’s tired… The girl took balls deepening at the BAFA.
3. The one who does not know how to be respected
When he asks for silence, he gets it after ten minutes, no child wants to hold his hand when he leaves and his room is always the last one to sleep (after another anim has come and yelled). It’s a bit of a pain, but hey… Buy authority, shit!
4. The one who always punishes for nothing
She has not grasped the concept of benevolent education very well and does not hesitate to deprive the children of evening hours if they get her drunk or to punish them at the corner as soon as they do not listen to the instructions. She is clearly hated by all the kids. Another anim who did not listen to the BAFA when the trainers spoke of sanction and not of punishment.
5. The one who does all the bullshit and is not ashamed of anything
Unlike the one who punishes everyone, the animator who makes jokes is the one that all children love the most. Already because they love to see the anim prank his colleagues but also because, as surprising as it may seem, they also like being fooled themselves. Yes, children are special beings. Conclusion: if you want to be the favorite of the kids, be someone hilarious who is not afraid of ridicule.
6. The one who is there for fishing
She chooses her activities based on what animates her crush and asks the other anims if she can swap her day off with theirs to be with him. Good after, don’t forget that this is one of the little secrets of a camp leader: those who are single are mainly there to find themselves a +1, to be honest.
7. The one whose name no one knows
Often associated with the one who is not respected, the anim whose name no one knows is a bit like the child chosen last in sports teams. No child wants to be in her group at big games, she is often forgotten when she is in the toilet and she never goes outside for activity. Yes, it’s not very nice but at the same time, when you have 12 kids per person to manage, you have to impose a minimum koua.
8. The one who is a little too friendly with children
The director may tell him that it’s getting borderline weird and that he really has to distance himself from the kids, because he can’t be their friend, the guy continues to give everyone his Snap and hang around with them instead of framing them. On the verge of spitting on the faces of his colleagues to make himself loved by children. Worst kind of entertainer, never hire someone like that.
9. The one who doesn’t care
On the 5th, he makes his ten slices of Nutella-camembert without paying attention to the balance sheet and the preparation. When he takes a child back, he always ends up with “Well, I think this time he understood”. Yes, this anim is definitely going to put a band-aid on your kid who dislocated his pony shoulder, sorry.
10. The one who’s a little too stickler for the rules
She makes all the children retake a swimming test as soon as they go swimming, even if she has already seen them three times. Her room has automatic lights off at 9:30 p.m. and she printed out a shower schedule for each child. Really, who invited her??
11. The one who is there just for the activities
Contrary to the one who wants to fish, this anim chooses his holidays and his animations according to the activities he prefers. Be sure not to see him on the camp if there is via ferrata or canoe trip this afternoon. On the other hand, there is a way for him to organize a treasure hunt during the salt dough workshop.
12. The one who is just an intern
She spends her entire summer camp stressing about her BAFA and thinks she’ll never be an animator as soon as a child looks a little bored during her activities. In general, she is almost the age of the oldest kids and she follows the track of the children’s favorite anime to be sure to do everything like him. Someone please reassure her, she’s starting to worry everyone there.
13. The one who forgets her own existence
She’s so concerned about the children’s well-being that she forgets her phone on the bus while checking that the kids have all their things. At night, she wakes up to jot down ideas for improving her activities and sometimes even forgets to shower when she is busy looking at all the children’s hair to avoid lice. This person clearly did a DUT Social Career social and socio-cultural animation course after his baccalaureate.
14. The one who quits after two days
When he realized that he was really going to have to get up at 7 a.m. and go to bed at 2 a.m. every night, he preferred to give up. At the same time, to be paid less than €2 an hour when you work 24 hours a day, we understand it a little. It’s not as if there were plenty of reasons to pay camp leaders better, huh……..