One day a friend told me about Vinted and it’s a bit like she had given me an orphan disease. Before I didn’t do any shopping and now I buy shitty stuff for 3 bucks all day long, negotiating 50 cents like an old raklo. But what have I become? Let us investigate this clothing phenomenon in an illustrative way.
1. When you try to go all out
2. The influencer nightmare
3. When you spell the magic word: “Vintage”
4. Above all ask no questions
5. Arched posture + optional duckface
6. “Greetings to you? Do you have an 06 to miss?”
7. People who ask for photos of the garment worn: go to hell
8. Last attempt before it ends up in the trash
9. I dare not even give it to Emmaus
10. We don’t want a discussion ok?
11. Who tries nothing at all
12. Don’t even worry
13. For the rest of the negotiations, you will have to consult my legal department
14. After a while not really drunk
