Hello Hello ! You’ve been waiting for this moment for several days already: it’s Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, my parents must tell me that they adopted me. Bye.
1. Sounds totally believable
“Hello I’m the UK government, you have to pay me £1500 in iTunes cards otherwise you’ll be in state of rest in sion”
2. A spindle so close and so far at the same time
“_ I just heard someone light a fireworks display at 9am. You had a whole day to do it yesterday, shit, what happened?
_ Time zones exist
“I’m going to need you to really think about what you just said. »
3. Oops, let’s pretend nothing happened
“I searched his phone to see if he was cheating on me and found screenshots of me cheating on him”
4. When the student is smarter than the teacher
Problem : Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza and Luis ate 5/6 of his pizza. Marty ate more pizza than Luis. How is it possible ?
Student response : Marty’s pizza was bigger than Luis’s.
“Correction” from the teacher : It’s not possible because 5/6 is bigger than 4/6, so Luis ate more.
5. No kidding?
” Did you know ? Titanic was filmed in a swimming pool and the water was hot”
“Yeah finally you’re not going to put a hundred people in the water of the arctic”
6. The silly mistake
Republicans in Minnesota accidentally legalized cannabis candy believing it was just candy. Champions.
7. Young and stupid
“In elementary school one of my classmates told me that ‘the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a ship with Adam and Eve in it. » »
8. We’re almost there!!
By the way, that’s still the best position for headphones when they’re playing a Keen’ V song.
9. A Great Discovery
“The rescuers learned that the ‘exotic’ bird they had found was actually a seagull covered in curry”
10. When fate naturally takes care of motherfuckers