Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to rebutton my shirt because I put Monday with Monday of the week before. Bye.
1. This woman thinks she rescued a dog
It’s a coyote.
2. Elon Musk will just sink Twitter
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “Shit, This Billionaire Is Seriously Trying To Sell People The Idea That Free Speech Is An $8/Month Subscription”
Elon Musk: “Your feedback is greatly appreciated, now pay $8”
3. The unworthy mother
She takes handfuls of candy (instead of leaving some for others) and blames it on her son when she gets busted.
4. Racist horses
“Ohio police officers were accused of dressing their patrol horses as members of the Ku Klux Klan, but the sheriff explained that they were supposed to be ‘ghosts’ covered in sheets with holes cut out for their eyes . »
5. The tipping system in the States seems boring
“Mdr my table didn’t give me a tip for an addition of $65. I found their ID card on the table and threw it in the trash. It’s $30 to have it replaced. It could have been avoided with a $10 bastard tip. »
6. Put on condoms
“Do you hesitate to have children? My son told me he threw the grapes that had a “weird head” behind his bed and I just discovered his secret pile of rotting fruit. »
7. No fake: I stressed about the same thing when I was little
“When I was three years old I told my mother that I couldn’t sleep during my nap because I had a noise in my ears. She took me to the doctor because she was afraid that I had hearing problems. The doctor asked me what the noise sounded like and I said “boom two three four, boom two three four”.
In fact it was the sound of my heart beating. »
8. Charming neighborhood
“The sweets distributed to children by our neighbors”