Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 171

Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to go give names to my plants (I’m thinking of calling my ficus Romuald). Bye.

1. A young Russian woman who shot to fame after harassing Ukrainian refugees on the street was eventually deported to Russia from Germany

2. It’s a miracle

“I took a picture of a child’s chest x-ray to show his family (he had pneumonia). I showed the kid and he gasped. Then, in a wondering voice, he said: “I have a skeleton. »«

3. A psychiatrist VS essential oils

” Help me please ! I have a friend whose 14 year old daughter is having a psychotic episode. She no longer recognizes her mother. What oil for that? »

4. It’s creepy but hey why not

“My 7 year old daughter told me that Jeremy gave her all the answers at school. As the conversation progressed, I realized that Jeremy was her mastermind. She named her brain Jeremy. »

5. It’s ART

“There are paintings by Sai Tuombli, one of the most highly rated contemporary artists. The price of one of his paintings ranges from 2 million to 75 million dollars.

When I did this kind of paintings at home, my mother punished me. »

6. He quickly forgot his fears the kid

Me: *eats a Mentos in my corner*

My son (crying): Dad, don’t eat these Mentos! It’s dangerous ! It’s a chemical for explosion videos! Like on YouTube.

Me: It’s just a Mentos

My son: You are going to die

Me: *chews*

My son: Give me one.

7. Too practical

Balenciaga paraded its models in mud at Paris fashion week.

8. His wish was more or less granted.

“I remember when my son was 5 years old and I was showing him pictures of brains and pointing to his head and saying “this is where your brain is”. He then took his head in his hands and complained saying “I don’t want a brain”«

9. The best gender reveal party

“A couple contaminates the water supply of a drought-stricken town by dyeing it blue for a gender reveal”

10. They’re actually obsessed with it

“M&Ms introduces its new purple character. Conservatives suggest she is transgender. »

11. The famous test

*Antigen Test Photo*

“Why are you showing me this?

_ I was with you yesterday

_ And ??? I had a vasectomy last year, it’s not mine. »

If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.

Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.

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