Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 170

Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I’m wanted by the taste police after wearing skinny jeans. Bye.

1. Conspiracy Gold Medal

“When a child sets foot in school for the first time, they are presented with:

– a globe

– a book about dinosaurs

– stories of the first steps on the Moon

– photographs of the Titanic

The brainwashing starts early. »

2. Ah well, we found the solution to the previous point

“Have you ever wondered if it was possible for your children to grow up not knowing what technology is? Raise them on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Never expose them to any modern technology. Have candles and typewriters at home. Fake the cards so they think there are no people outside the farm. »

3. Best joke anyway

“A customer came to complain because he heard a whistle coming from the engine. I was able to diagnose the problem: his friends are assholes. »

4. Hard education

“My 16 year old son has to go to bed at 9pm, he has no phone and no internet access if there is no parent sitting in the room. Then it is limited to one hour max. There are parental access codes on the TVs and he can only watch certain programs. »

“It’s crazy, these are exactly the rules we follow in a retirement home”

5. The divine voyeur

“Homosexuality is a sin!” »

” Exactly ! We must remember that God is watching us all the time. We are never “alone” in the room. When my husband and I have sex, I can always feel God watching me…it takes the experience to the next level. »

6. The priorities are there

US Department of Defense: “Her-cu-les, Her-cu-les! You don’t want to be the target of this gunship, otherwise known as the Angel of Death. »

“This is what we have instead of insulin paid for and college with no student debt. »

7. Oh the bastard

“Millionaire Burned $10 Million Frida Kahlo Painting To Sell As NFT”

8. well yes that’s how it works

“What’s the dumbest thing you thought was true when you were a kid? »

“I was told that girls’ private parts were like boys but reversed. So I thought that meant their anus was in front and their penis was behind.

9. You have to fuck the teacher especially

“A third-grade student was expelled from a Christian school in Florida because his parents refused to do an assignment that required ‘bathtub pictures’.

One of the instructions was indeed: “Send a photo of you doing your reading homework in the bath”

10. This woman has real values

“A real man stands by his wife even if she is pregnant by another man. »

If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.

Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.

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