Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I have to go buy 12 bottles of vodka (my mother comes to have a snack at my house). Bye.
1. Is this an order?
“You’re going to marry me” instead of “will you marry me”, it immediately sounds a bit more aggressive.
2. A little miracle of nature
“The most embarrassing situation I have experienced in urology was when a patient, a few years after his vasectomy, came to request a repeat semen analysis because his partner had just become pregnant and the semen analysis did not showed no sperm. The patient said to himself: “wow, I think the child is a miracle. »«
3. Do you think he needs geo lessons or glasses?
“_ You have the flag of the Germanic Empire in your nickname
_ You laugh ?
_ But look at the guy
_ This is the flag of Egypt, my country”
4. There’s a little problem with the coughing emoji, isn’t it?
“If you cough or sneeze, kindly take a mask and put it on. »
5. Get your cat tattooed, what a wonderful idea
“I just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, and what are you doing? »
“I don’t lie on Twitter”
7. Never insult anyone in front of their children
* At the supermarket *
A little girl in the waiting line: “I’m going to see a cow today”
Me: “Wow that looks cool! »
Her mother: “Please ignore her, she talks about her grandmother but she heard me call her ‘cow’ today and she keeps saying it since then”
8. We’re still looking for logic
“Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality. Every masculine man wants a submissive woman. »
“Guys is it gay to love a woman? »
9. If you think you suck at geo, look at these people
Americans who can’t place countries on a map, it’s always funny to see.