Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 164

Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I have to go buy 12 bottles of vodka (my mother comes to have a snack at my house). Bye.

1. Is this an order?

“You’re going to marry me” instead of “will you marry me”, it immediately sounds a bit more aggressive.

2. A little miracle of nature

“The most embarrassing situation I have experienced in urology was when a patient, a few years after his vasectomy, came to request a repeat semen analysis because his partner had just become pregnant and the semen analysis did not showed no sperm. The patient said to himself: “wow, I think the child is a miracle. »«

3. Do you think he needs geo lessons or glasses?

“_ You have the flag of the Germanic Empire in your nickname

_ You laugh ?

_ But look at the guy

_ This is the flag of Egypt, my country”

4. There’s a little problem with the coughing emoji, isn’t it?

“If you cough or sneeze, kindly take a mask and put it on. »

5. Get your cat tattooed, what a wonderful idea

Garbage tape.

6. Liar

“I just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, and what are you doing? »

“I don’t lie on Twitter”

7. Never insult anyone in front of their children

* At the supermarket *

A little girl in the waiting line: “I’m going to see a cow today”

Me: “Wow that looks cool! »

Her mother: “Please ignore her, she talks about her grandmother but she heard me call her ‘cow’ today and she keeps saying it since then”

8. We’re still looking for logic

“Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality. Every masculine man wants a submissive woman. »

“Guys is it gay to love a woman? »

9. If you think you suck at geo, look at these people

Americans who can’t place countries on a map, it’s always funny to see.

10. We end with the mother of the year

If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.

Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.

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