Hello Hello ! Make no mistake about it: it’s Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to go discover America. Bye.
1. Oh yeah that’s hot
“_ I don’t want my boyfriend to wear glasses, I think it looks a little gay
_ Even without my glasses I can see that your IQ is lower than the temperature of the room.
2. Capitalism burned our brains
“If firefighters hadn’t been invented yet and someone was trying to pitch the idea right now, half of you would be like ‘oh so some idiot lets his house burn down and my tax dollars help put out the fires. flames for FREE????? »
3. I don’t even understand what she meant
“_ There is no pronoun in the Bible.
_ Please, can you explain to us what a pronoun is according to you? »
4. Wrong comparison
“_ If you have $100 in your pocket and you find $1 on the floor… you’re still going to pick up the dollar on the floor, aren’t you? Well that’s why boys cheat on girls.
_ Would you still pick up the dollar on the ground even if it meant that you had to throw away the $100 you have in your pocket? Well that’s why boys are stupid. »
5. This bio is super attractive, isn’t it?
“I am looking for a “traditional woman” (close to this definition but exact). I’m an alpha male, I have my own career and business, I have my own home, my vehicles, and my success. I need a woman to complete my life and my successes. I want a woman who is loving, kind, as well as submissive and easygoing (not in a “bad way”), I mean someone who will trust me and allow me to lead her and she will follow. I’m always honest, whether it hurts your feelings or not. »
6. Wow he’s gone away
“_ There should be 52 stars on the flag, not 1.
_ First, it is the flag of Liberia. Second, the American flag has 50 stars.
_ Mdr the liberals do not have a flag. »
7. They are cute children huh
“My 9 year old son took my iPhone and in less than 5 minutes he was sending high definition close-ups of my dog’s tight sphincter to the following people: my mom, my business partner, my wife, the guy I’m with studied in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack’s text bot. »
8. Evidence that almost convinced us
” Look at this. It’s a fetus at 16 weeks. Are you still pro-abortion? »
“Ma’am. It’s Voldemort. »
9. A job offer accessible to all
The job posting asks for 10 years of experience on the Carbon programming language.
Carbon was first featured in July 2022, just a few days ago.
It will be complicated for the 10 years of experience.
10. Just a matter of perception
“At the table, my sister asked us all what color her boyfriend’s shirt was. After we all answer « gris »she turned to him and said: “now tell us what color you think she is” and he calmly replied “dark white”. »