Hello Hello ! Come on, you know the song from the verse to the chorus: it’s Friday, the day of the teubés of the week. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’ll leave you, I’m actively wanted by the taste police because I dared to wear boat shoes. Bye.
1. The kind of plotters we love
“If they really are in a zero-gravity environment, then why isn’t their head aligned with their body? »
2. Praise a flag
“Hello police, does the no entry rule also apply to cyclists?
_ Hello Bill, all rules of the highway code apply to bicycles when riding on the road in town, they are considered vehicles.
_ That’s what I was thinking *photo of police officers cycling in the wrong direction* ”
3. Maths is hot here
Under a video that talks about the year 2077:
“_ I will be 74 years old in 2077. I want to watch this video and laugh when we see how fake it was.
_ So you’re only 3 years old, wow. »
4. Super bad boycotting the guy
“Diablo Immortal Player Spent $15,000 To Obtain Rare Gem Before Destroying It In Protest”
“I may be a bit old-fashioned, but I feel like simply not paying Activision $15,000 would have been a more effective way to protest. »
5. No but oh
“_ A child tore his pocket money because he was not happy with the amount. Her mother came out of her room and saw this. What would you have done if it was your child?
_ I would have kept it and I would have given him a piece every time he asked me for money. »
6. Super service client
“I ordered headphones from Aliexpress and they never arrived. They asked me for a photo to prove it. »
7. Totally Counterproductive
“I absolutely have to share something with you. Yesterday we had an election in Spain. The left has largely won and the fascists are super pissed off. So they created a mascot to try to show how “bad” LGBT people are…and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. »
8. Why fight against something we secretly love so much?
“A Republican woman who wants to stop children from seeing drag queens hosted parties with drag queens at her house in the presence of her children”
9. A very useful panel
“Please don’t poop in the rocks. Can’t believe we need to put up this sign. »
“Why your Xbox won’t turn on from the controller”
“Because it’s a Playstation controller”