The parents, it’s kek’chose, my little lady: whether we take their route or rebel against it, we build ourselves face to face, what do you want we can’t do it nothing. At one point, they were our whole universe, how can they not rub off a bit? A passion for flamenco can break a Spanish ear; an appetite for opera may dissuade you from becoming a tenor. And for politics, it’s the same.
1. Television hatreds
Contents
- 1 1. Television hatreds
- 2 2. Possession of cash
- 3 3. Election results
- 4 4. Personal convictions
- 5 5. Narcotics
- 6 6. Humor
- 7 7. Musical tastes
- 8 8. Rhetoric
- 9 9. Vocations
- 10 10. Solidarity
- 11 11. Administrative phobia
- 12 12. From the year of grace 2017
- 13 13. Passing Time
- 14 14. Deception
- 15 15. From the future
- 16 16. Road safety
- 17 17. Memories
- 18 18. Solidarity on a larger scale
- 19 19. Education
- 20 20. Retirement
- 21 21. Freedom of Speech
Right-wing parents curse as soon as they see Hamon on TV.
Parents on the left curse as soon as they see Sarkozy on TV.
Parents on the right say Mitran and those on the left say Sarko.
2. Possession of cash
Parents on the left give you money saying you’re lucky to have money.
Parents on the left are super embarrassed when they find out that your best friend’s family doesn’t have a penny.
Parents on the right give you money telling you that your money has to be earned and that it doesn’t grow on trees.
The parents on the right are super embarrassed when they find out that your best friend’s family doesn’t have a penny and advise you to stop dating him.
3. Election results
Parents on the left are used to losing elections and think that makes them smarter people. And you, by extension, an exceptional person.
Right-wing parents are used to winning elections and think that makes them smarter people. And you, by extension, an exceptional person.
4. Personal convictions
Parents on the left regularly refer to intelligence to justify their opinions. “No, you can’t go to a party the day before your exam, that’s not smart. »
Right-wing parents regularly refer to common sense to justify their opinions. “No, you can’t go to a rally the day before your partial, show some common sense! »
5. Narcotics
If they find you smoking a joint, the parents on the right ask you if you have become radicalized.
If they find you smoking a joint, parents on the left ask you if it’s good, AT LEAST.
6. Humor
The parents on the right imitate Mitterrand as in the corny Show. They do it wrong. And no one knows the Bébête Show anymore.
Parents on the left imitate Chirac as in the Guignols. But the first era Guignols, beware, when they were funny.
7. Musical tastes
Parents on the left piss everyone off with Jean Ferrat and Renaud at the end of meals.
The parents on the right annoy the whole table with Sardou and Serge Lama at the end of meals.
8. Rhetoric
Left-leaning parents teach you to say you’re left-wing at the start of a sentence.
Parents on the right teach you to say that you’re not doing politics at the beginning of each sentence.
9. Vocations
Parents on the right cut their lives when you tell them you want to be an artist
Parents on the left still advise you to finish the business school they bleed to pay before.
10. Solidarity
Parents on the left give their old worn clothes to their housekeeper for her New Year’s Eve.
Parents on the right give old, worn bills to their housekeeper for her New Year’s Eve.
11. Administrative phobia
Parents on the right don’t declare their housekeeper because you don’t have to push anyway.
Parents on the left do not declare their cleaning lady because it’s a hassle with the papers, but hey, it’s not terrible, we feel guilty slightly.
12. From the year of grace 2017
Parents on the left voted Macron.
Right-wing parents voted Macron.
13. Passing Time
Parents on the right assure you that as you get older you will understand that the left is an idealistic thing that will never work.
Parents on the left assure you that as you get older you will understand that old people on the right are even more stupid than young people on the right.
14. Deception
Left-wing parents don’t pay their taxes because BALEK.
Right-wing parents don’t pay their taxes because NTM THE STATE.
15. From the future
Parents on the left opened an A booklet for you when you were 8 years old.
Parents on the right took a stock portfolio from you when you were 8.
16. Road safety
The parents on the right install the baby seat at the FRONT of the BALEK 4×4.
The parents on the left install the baby seat at the FRONT of the Espace BALEK
17. Memories
Parents on the left only talk about the scandals at the mayor of Paris, the RPR and the noise and the smell.
Parents on the right only talk about listening to the Elysée, 35 hours and Holland, which doesn’t like the rich.
18. Solidarity on a larger scale
Parents on the left give bums in the metro “when they play good music”.
Right-wing parents don’t take the subway if they can avoid it.
19. Education
Right-wing parents hate absentee teachers and find that National Education should be slimmed down.
Parents on the left are teachers and find that more resources are needed for National Education.
20. Retirement
Parents on the right are waiting for you to finally be independent so they can retire on capitalization and go to Club Med forever.
Parents on the left are waiting for you to finally be independent to retire on a pay-as-you-go basis and go hiking in the Cevennes forever.
21. Freedom of Speech
Parents on the left find that we talk too much about certain subjects, such as identity.
Parents on the right find that, all the same, nothing more can be said.
